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ReplyDeleteIts Not Illegal Its Frown Upon, Like Masturbating On A Plane.
Im Pretty Sure Thats Illegal Too.
Yeah, Maybe After 9/11 When Everyone Gets So Sensitive.
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ReplyDeleteWhat do tigers dream of when they take their little tiger snooze? Do they dream of mauling zebras, or Halle Berry in her Catwoman suit? Don't you worry your pretty striped head, we're gonna get you back to Tyson and your cozy tiger bed. And then we're gonna find our best friend Doug, and then we're gonna give him a best friend hug. Doug, Doug, oh, Doug, Dougie, Dougie, Doug, Doug! But if he's been murdered by crystal meth tweakers, well then were shit outta luck
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